gothic-ichthus's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

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Do a remix!

This would be blammed if it wasn't so fucking hilarious. Merely based on this factor, I gave it a 5/5 to help save it, but if you turned this into a few minute long remix song, this would be A+ frontpage material. Very funny.

Renegade-Hamster responds:

Thanks! Note taken.

[Owl Gore]

Owlssssssssss

There's also something just like this called the "I Hate Cats" book :)

Boojamon responds:

There is?!?!?!?!?!??

About cats?

[Orgasmic Symphony]

Ooookayyyyy..?

First off..graphics were great. There really weren't that many graphics though...the entire film was maybe, what? Twenty five seconds? Nooot a whole lot of effort going into this.....

The concept, while interesting, really wasn't that appealing.. I didn't really find it funny. A guy masturbating to a Victoria's Secret clipout? (Hence the title of my review: "Ooookayyyyy.."). Don't see what's so great about that. Anyways. Keep at it, and make some cartoons with decent concepts and you'll get better reviews from me. ;)

Luis responds:

Yeah its not that great, just some quick thing I came up with while listening to that song. meh, thanks for the honest review.

[Soap!!]

Ehhh...

The graphics were really draggy, poorly drawn, didn't always line up with the soundtrack, and a lot of times did things they weren't supposed to do (like old guys walking on walls, between the door and floor, etc.).

The sound was decent. I could, for the most part, understand what they were saying (the captions helped), and the music was OK too.

As for humor, there were only a few jokes that elicited a grin (the Prep H one), however, most of the other stuff really wasn't that funny at all... sorry... :P

IcantspellXIII responds:

I will work on the graphics.

[Hey!™]

Great work, haha.

Nicely drawn.. nice concept.. nice music..

You deserve this ten.

TeknoGames responds:

Yay I deserve a ten, Im gonna eat it eat it right now, with some A1 sauce!

[Baa Baa Imperial Sheep]

How did this get on the Front Page?

Ok, I can tell a lot of work went into this, but the concept was just.. stupid. If you're going to make a cartoon to try to be funny, then..well..make it FUNNY. I spent the first three fourths of the film going "Eh?" and the last fourth waiting for the dumb thing to be over.

The graphics really weren't that great.. sure, it might have taken you a while to draw them, but they were nothing special.. especially the Star Wars heads on sheep...

koit responds:

Yes, the concept is stupid. But that's the point !