gothic-ichthus's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Total War Trailer]

Heh..

Mm.. 'splosions..

[Passions of the Christ]

........Heh........No.

Ok, first of all, it probably only took you about 3 minutes to draw all of the graphics, because you just reused the same graphics throughout the entire thing and made them wiggle around occasionally. Then at the end, you chopped off the left arm graphic and made a few blood splatters.. that's about as original as you got with the drawing. His mouth barely moves, if at all. Mostly it's just his head bobbing up and down while he talks. Come on.. you've got more talent than that.

The style was terrible. I'll just say that much.

The sound was atrocious.. I couldn't even understand what "God" was saying. It was way too low and echoey. And then you gave Jim Caviezel a Mexican accent? Well.. if you were trying to give him a Hebrew accent, it sure came off as Mexican. And when the scene panned out to show "Jesus" from a long way away, you tried to make it sound like he was yelling from a distance, but it ended up sounding like he was whispering very hoarsely.

The dialogue was horrendously stupid. Unoriginal. Just a lot of swearing and cursing and random controversialness (which was probably the only thing that kept you from being blammed by other users, but is the very thing that gets MY vote for blamming you)

As for humor: you didn't get a single chuckle out of me. I was dead stoic throughout the whole thing.

You get: a big fat zero.

[Blahnothing1]

Good job

Everything was great. Could have had a more filling dialogue though. Really..weird.

[Pill Bunny]

Nice, nice, nice.

I would have liked it to have been a little bit longer, but it was really good. Props.

[Hey!™]

Great work, haha.

Nicely drawn.. nice concept.. nice music..

You deserve this ten.

TeknoGames responds:

Yay I deserve a ten, Im gonna eat it eat it right now, with some A1 sauce!

[Dude, You Ate My Human]

Heh heh

For having poorly drawn graphics and no sound (other than the background music), the concept was pretty good and it actually kept my interest until the end. Poor human.

[part 2: synj vs horrid]

Great work.

It was very well drawn, it had a refreshingly original style, good clear music that was well suited to the drawings, just enough violence to keep our more brutish viewers' lust for bloodshed and pain temporarily satisfied, even for being a regular cartoon you included a lot of interactive elements (nice touch with the fadey cubes!), and you kept an element of humor throughout it (I loved the squirrels at the beginning..that's great).

Overall, this is one of the best flash cartoons I've ever seen on NewGrounds. Keep up the good work; let's see more like it soon!

[Baa Baa Imperial Sheep]

How did this get on the Front Page?

Ok, I can tell a lot of work went into this, but the concept was just.. stupid. If you're going to make a cartoon to try to be funny, then..well..make it FUNNY. I spent the first three fourths of the film going "Eh?" and the last fourth waiting for the dumb thing to be over.

The graphics really weren't that great.. sure, it might have taken you a while to draw them, but they were nothing special.. especially the Star Wars heads on sheep...

koit responds:

Yes, the concept is stupid. But that's the point !

[Walk-Smash-Walk]

Good job

Very well done.
Very original and creative.
Very interesting.

I love it! :D Bravo!

[Towers]

Idiot.

Nice way of mocking 9-11.